"whadda fuck you want?"
"urm...I'm calling from Monash to tell you that ur offer package is ready, Thats the fuck i want!"
"oh okay so when can i collect it?"
"oh okay, thanks, I will collect it today"
"you're welcome, suck shit 76 ter also can enter"
"Can I ask you a question? Fuck you"
bwahahaha i can enter with my under the min requirements SAM results yay...haha SAM is easy even a piece of shit like me can do tht, any F5ers reading this now. Don't think, Do SAM! Uncle SAM wants YOU!
So i went there with Sean, who's not going to monash and Adrian, who haven't receive a call from monash YET...went to the receptionist,
"Hi, I'm here to to collect my offer package?"
"Ok give me your name"
"Tang Chee Fei"
"Huh? Tang Chee Fei"
*she hands out her hand but looking downwards nvr looking at me , bz at her work ma*
*Searches my wallet
"Will this do?"
*Hands out taylors student card
"That's my name there"
*She looks at my Card, and look at me* *MMpphhs...Giggle...mmmpphh....*
Mahem she fucking laughing at my pic, FUCK YOU, You also laugh? machowhai X X ,click the X at the top right corner now pls. Mahder ar..read my blog laugh at me la. Niasing ni.
"here is your offer package, if you have any further inquiries you can always call us, our number is inside the envelope"
"ok thank you very much"
*Fakes a **charming smile XD
--- later in the evening, had a function in a relative's house. And as a Noob speaking, this is what i have to say about Heineken.
It is less gassier then Carlsberg and the aftertaste is not as bitter as carlsberg's, so i guess it shud be better then carlsberg. Cizo!
P/S : Maybe it's old i dunno but download this audio file called zhng my car from the Mr.Brown show omfg its funny fuck.
p.p/s :Sing to Alladin's A whole new world chorus.
~~~~ A WHOLE nuuuuuuuu year,
A Dazzling time i never knew,
It's time to get a girl,
Who won't make me hurl,
That is my new year's re-so-lu-tion
Soaring, tumbling and m_stur_ _ - ting
Through an endless time,
A WHOLE NEW YEARRR,
Don't you dare turn to gay,
A hundred thousand porns to watch,
Hold your breath it gets better,
I'm like a machine gun,
I've cum so far,
I can't go back to where I used to be.
p.p.p/s : I'm not a perv, see the halo above me? ^-^